Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances.
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.