Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Never have children, only grandchildren.