Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.”
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government; upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.