There but for the grace of God goes God.
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty can have them to himself.
Who will relieve me of this Wuthering Height
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be.
I want to gain 1,500 or 2,000 yards, whichever comes first.
While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little …frail. I imagined cradling it