The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.