The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance.
Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.
There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.