No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.
Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even when there is no river.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.