Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.
Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.