What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressad by nickname, expected to participate in Show And Tell, and bullied out of any desire form privacy, is not democracy; it is kindergarten.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.