A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.