As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back.
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms.
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.