The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of “Ten Best”.
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art.