If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together…
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.