The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox – the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.