I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good over evil, of freedom over tyranny, of peace over war.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.