Favorite color: I hate colors.
All general statements are false.
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is it always from the book?
My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.