I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.