In the long run we are all dead.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder and romantic love.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded – dead.
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
Favorite animal: steak.