It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
God is love, but get it in writing.
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.