Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He is.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.