When I get smitten, I stay smut.
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.
A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.