New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Gifts are like hooks.