Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
A witty saying proves nothing.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!