Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so many lawyers?
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.