There is no free lunch.
Our best work is done when it needs to be.
When in doubt, duck.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about.
Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.