Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when the masks are dropped.
I am not young enough to know everything.
When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going.
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
