Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.
Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble in their own barriers!
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out.
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.