Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.