Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.
Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.
To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night the day; Thou canst not be false to any man
…adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.