I call that a scumhead.
“Coolidge is dead” “How could they tell?
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
“If you were my husband, i would feed you poison.” “If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using only 150?
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.