The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.