Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.