An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.