A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
The big thieves hang the little ones.
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book – it makes a very poor doorstop.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.