No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.