Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over them.
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.