The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived.
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.