The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Victory has a thousand fathers; defeat is an orphan.
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.