To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.’
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.