Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?