The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.