If you can dream it, you can do it.
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
Exterminate.
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.