How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.”
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
War is like love; it always finds a way.
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.