Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.