It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.