I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
All phone calls are obscene.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.