A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining, Thy fate is the common fate of all, Into each life a little rain must fall, Some days must be dark and dreary.
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own.
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.