As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat.
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?” Death thought about it. “Cats,” he said eventually. “Cats are nice.”
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
I must be cruel, only to be kind.
Truth fears no questions.