I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
A feeling of real need is always a good enough reason to pray.
A fault confessed is half redressed.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
