Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.
The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
The future is no place to place your better days.
“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five.
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.